I SO SORRY FOR NOT POSTING FOR SO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What has it been, something like half a year??? So sorry!
Anyway, I’ve found something that might just ease the pain of readers who are mad at me for dashing their hopes day after day. It is, to be specific, a list of funny quotes, ideas, and just nonsense that are not, I repeat NOT owned my moi. I just stumbled across it on the rather extensive Internet. So, without further ado, I present (drumroll please)
THE LIST OF FUNNY IDEAS/NONSENSE/QUOTES!
Yes, I know I already said it, but it had to be official.
We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
Welcome what you can’t avoid.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What the heck, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens.
When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me.
When I was young I was told that anyone could be president. Now I’m beginning to believe it.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
When in doubt, do what the President does. Guess.
When in doubt, poke it with a stick.
When it’s dark enough you can see the stars.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
When vultures fly, are they allowed carrion luggage?
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
When you don’t know what you are doing, do it neatly.
When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Wise people think all they say; fools say all they think.
With a rubber duck, you’re never alone.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
You don’t have to explain something you never said.
You’re driving a car. It isn’t a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
Whoever said nothing was impossible obviously didn’t try slamming a revolving door.
What happens when a poisonous spider bites his tongue?
When life gives you lemons, use them to squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies.
Why do they put round pizzas in square boxes?
Hello, Dominos? May I have Pizza Hut’s number please?
The shortest distance between to points is always under construction.
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
So that’s the list of nonsense! I hope you enjoyed it and are not still mad at me. If you are, I don’t blame you. Have an awesome day!!!